Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
