I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's blow job season.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Randomize
