Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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