Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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