operation harelip BJ is a go
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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