Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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