Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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