Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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