try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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