I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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