Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
Randomize
