Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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