Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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