I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
youre lurking in front of me
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Just puked most of my soul out..
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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