wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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