Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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