Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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