It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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