you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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