No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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