plz talk dirty to me
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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