it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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