I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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