Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
foreskin is a definite game changer
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
