OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
one might say we're banned from that church
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
This toilet bowl is my home.
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