i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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