This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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