what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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