Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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