am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
True college students do jello shots in the library
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