Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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