I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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