i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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