If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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