found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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