I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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