It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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