Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Tornado booty call.. dedication
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Randomize
