What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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