Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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