You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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