I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
barbara walters just said penis...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
True strength comes from lack of pants
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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