Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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