I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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