by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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