So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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