My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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