I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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