He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
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