happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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