so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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