i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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