Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I need to align my fucking chakras
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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