she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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